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How to became a successful computer security professional

If your dream is to became a successful computer security professional and you spend your time posting fucking question in mailing lists like “How i can became an hacker?”, “What is a SQL Injection?” and “Where can i buy Matrix like wear?” instead using google, this post is for you.
This is a how to that we can call “How to became a successful
computer security professional in 30 days
” or “Computer security for dummies”, Fabio Pietrosanti will help you with this message on full-disclosure:

Buy an offshore university degree in computer science.
Use the CISSP, CISA, CISM, etc, etc certificate title in your email
signature and start writing in mailing lists.
Go at security conferences to meet people and spread your name and if
you want to be really considered cool organize one yourself.
Write some article on some local magazine by translating (stealing)
articles from securityfocus and other international websites.
Setup a blog stating that you are a master in what you do.

Ok, now you can be considered a computer security professional even if
you know nothing about computer security.

With an investment in marketing and personal promotion for a budget of,
mmmmm about 10.000 USD, you should be able
to became a well valuated computer security professional selling your
activity for a high consultancy daily rate.

Then, don’t worry! You can work successfully even if you don’t know
anything about security!
Just hire a small consultancy company that provide you serious
professionals at a lower rate than the amount of your invoices and
that’s all.
And now, you can write on your Linkedin profile that you are a security evangelist, even if you have 20 or less years old.

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